Welcome to Cokeboat II: SHREK'S REVENGE
20bagTrumbley Presents:
Champagne dreams and cocaine wishes
RIP COKEBOAT I
"Running on Empty" runs no more.
Larsen drove her off a cliff, high off mushrooms and acid and of course COCAINE
“Why don’t you have a seat right over there”
“Why don’t you have a seat right over there”
A featured performer on Chris Hansen’s “To Catch a Predator“, this self-professed king of the rats ratted his way to a suspended sentence for his multiple molestation charges. His cocaine fuelled rage knows no bounds and he’ll take it out on your children.
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Cocaine’s Power Couple
When Larsen isn’t busy kidnapping your children, he’s fucking Delores Clitoris to smithereens.
Motto: LET’S DO DRUGS!
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Trailer Trash Travis
Feels at home wherever he goes, mostly because he brings his home with him. Keg thefts in the area may or may not be linked to this RAT.
Cocaine Level: MAXIMUM
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Shoeless Joe Diddler
Hates shoes as much as he loves the kiddos. Wholesome guy. Let him babysit…plzzzzzz
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#4 Drug Dealer in Durham
Still puts lotion on daddy’s cock
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Magic Coke Daddy
Did he diddle a barely legal teen? You be the judge….
Loves coke tho 💁🏻♂️
Slashed Asshole
Mexican Slash aka El Slasho
Claims to have never done blow, but also claims to have never molested a toddler during a weekend rafting adventure.
WHERE ARE MY SUNGLASSES?!
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FUCK YOU LAWSON
“It‘s not a life, it’s a lifestyle”
- Lawson Francis Gow